As a member of the H.O.G.^®  posse, I'm sworn to the following:

While on the trail, I will always look out for fellow Possse Riders.

I will never trailer, and never whine about the food, weather, schedule, or directions.

I solemnly swear to love, honor, and cherish my motorcycle, to share my troubles with fellow Posse Riders but keep my beers to myself, and to visit with fellow Posse Riders on a daily basis.

I promise to live as a Posse Rider, to laugh at the rain, shout back at thunder, eat bugs, sleep in the dirt, and not bathe if absolutely necessary.

I will honor all the rules of common decency, honesty, and chivalry, or I may be asked to leave.

And finally, I will always have fun.

Those in accord with this Official Posse Oath, signify your allegiance with the words, "Hell yes"